BACK IN THE DAYS,

When I was a kid, way way back
I used to think of everything
From being a rockstar to pornstar
Politician to pornstar
Basketball star to being a pornstar again.. ehehe
Ol I know is I wanna be someone special
Like a contract star of Seiko Films
(they made loads of bold films way bak then)
and ofcorz, If it's from Seiko, it must be gud!
I WANNA BE FAMOUS
I want my own perfume brand, mah own rubber shoes
mah own clothing line
My darn cute face printed on post stamps.
I want a pretty and presentable syutah
I want someone who is tisay, sexy and super stylish
And when she flashes her winning smile
“Mahahati ang mga ulap s langit’
Way bak den,
Girls can have a bad attitude
As long as she’s good-looking,
Mah motto was
attitude can change but a mukang-paa face
can never be altered.

NOWADAYS,

Don’t wanna be famous anymore
Still, I wanna b filthy rich, bill gates-rich
Or pwede n cguro pacquiao level
Nwei, my dream girl now??
Hmmmm
Wapped up in 3 words
“MakaDyos na babae”
mahilig s apple jos
orange jos or
kahit n extra jos
ehehehe
curiously, I want a simple girl.
I girl who loves tilapia or bagoong
So that when I give her KFC or Mcdo
Magtutumbling n sya s tuwa
I want a girl who had no frends
Ung tipong sinasamba mga appliances s bhay nila
Para ako lang ung mundo nya
Ofcorz, dpat ON THE WAY haus nya
Mhal n yta gas ngaun…..
Not luking 4 tisay anymore,
Thanks 2 OTC metathione and papaya soaps
(in just 2 weeks puputi n un)
Now, mah motto..,,
Wlang panget s ___ galet!!
BOW